Jadynism

Lastnight for dinner we had spaghetti. I was putting the spaghetti away after dinner and I dumped the hot sauce over the noodles. Jadyn kept trying to stick her fingers in the container to grab a noodle. Of course, I yelled at her a million times telling her it is hot.
Finally at one point I firmly said:
"Jadyn, knock it off. That is very hot. If you want some noodles I will put some more on a plate for you. STOP being a turkey."
At this point Jadyn exclaimed:
"Mommy, I am NOT a turkey. I am a child."