Jadynism

Moma: "Jadyn, why do you ALWAYS have to be making a mess?"
Jadyn: "Because I am a girl"
Moma: " If you were a boy would you still make messes?"
Jadyn: "Yes"
Jadyn: "Girls make bigger messes"

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Moma : "Jadyn you stink."
Jadyn " No, I am Kyle."
Moma " Honey, I know Kyle( Jadyn's 13 yr. old cousin) stinks but he doesn't stink that bad."

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Jadyn " Mommy, are you going to pee in the shower?"
Me: " No Jadyn."
Jadyn: " Are you going to poo poo in the shower?"
Me: "Jadyn just get in the shower with me so we can get this day started."
Jadyn: " Are you going to poop?"
Me: " NO Jadyn."
We get in the shower.
Jadyn " Mommy are you gonna pee on me?"
Me: " NO Jadyn."
Jadyn " You won't pee or poop on me in the shower?"
Me: " For Crying Out Loud Jadyn, I can control my bodily functions. Don't worry about it."
Jadyn: " Are you peeing?"
Me: " NO Jadyn that is just the water."
Jadyn: " You won't pee?"

Oy!!