Jadynism

Moma: "Jadyn, why do you ALWAYS have to be making a mess?"
Jadyn: "Because I am a girl"
Moma: " If you were a boy would you still make messes?"
Jadyn: "Yes"
Jadyn: "Girls make bigger messes"

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Moma : "Jadyn you stink."
Jadyn " No, I am Kyle."
Moma " Honey, I know Kyle( Jadyn's 13 yr. old cousin) stinks but he doesn't stink that bad."

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Jadyn " Mommy, are you going to pee in the shower?"
Me: " No Jadyn."
Jadyn: " Are you going to poo poo in the shower?"
Me: "Jadyn just get in the shower with me so we can get this day started."
Jadyn: " Are you going to poop?"
Me: " NO Jadyn."
We get in the shower.
Jadyn " Mommy are you gonna pee on me?"
Me: " NO Jadyn."
Jadyn " You won't pee or poop on me in the shower?"
Me: " For Crying Out Loud Jadyn, I can control my bodily functions. Don't worry about it."
Jadyn: " Are you peeing?"
Me: " NO Jadyn that is just the water."
Jadyn: " You won't pee?"

Oy!!

Halloween

In the morning I put Jadyn's shirt on from Grandma and hair spray colored her hair purple. She thought she was the cat's meow.......
Later that night we went to Aunt Lisa's to trick or treat.:
I just think this picture is cute. J picked out her own clothes this day. Didn't she do a marvelous job?

Yup, that's my kid!

Things Jadyn may or may not have said this week

I haven't been able to update the blogs much lately due to us moving and other things going on. So, here are some new things from the mouth of Jadyn:

"Get off the padooder ( computer) i need to check my email."
"I hate that damn dog."
"MOM, you have issues."
"Your a pain in her ass."
"A piece of the moon fell off"
"Hey cable guy"